Zem's Infolines

• Who's your Squirrel?
  
  
• Life Sucks then it's 15 Lemons and a Small Otter
  
  
• I believe that your cabbage smells like kermit
  
  
• 15 sheets of potato flying to the wind, of 1 million defacating goats
  
  
• You and whose Monkey?
  
  
• I am a force of great evil in the universe cower at my feet and beg for mercy, scum and I may spare your insignificant little planet.
  
  
• White Box Appliances of the WORLD UNITE! CAST DOWN THY MASTERS AND feed their giblets TO THE FUCKING SEAGULLS
  
  
• I want to get me a woman forget the sex, the conversation, the companionship... I wish to paint her breasts. Green.
  
  
• We bow down and worship you oh lord of undeath, yea and verily you rock.
  
  
• FIRE! FIRE! add some cheese, quick now.
  
  
• They Call him the weasel snatcher, catcher of rodents and lover of soft fruits, bane of Troy and general Satanic madman.
  
  
• Flames, the eternal warmth, the destroying, cleansing flames, our utter destruction and final salvation, we worship thee, Skoog, God of BBQd Prawns.
  
  
• Wet wiley weasels walking widdershins, went waywards.
  
  
• I am Boggostuientre'menet lord of the small area of skin between the toes where the cheese grows.
  
  
• Moomins don't live here.
  
  
• ARRRGH They're coming! The Moomins with assault Rifles! Save ME!
  
  
• We burn. We cook the goats. Mr Cock is eating the cheese wafer and reading a paper, come back later, the world is all burning. Armageddon is nigh.
  
  
• Bouncing Bunnies Ban Biscuits.
  
  
• Fuck off, lovers of purple dots and lemurs
  
  
• Feel my cheese you cock whore. I suspect that you ain't never seen cheese like that before. It's Stilton you cunt.
  
  
• I see a little monkey. He likes to be called albert. He's just set fire to the city hall and is now inciting the white box appliances ot unite and overthrow their tyrants. God bless the seagulls.