| Word/Phrase |
Originator |
Status |
Description |
| -00n | Spud | Current | Appending many words with "00n" became commonplace a while ago, but now is only used for a few words, such as "cunter00n". |
| -age | Spud | Current | Another appendage for words devised purely to increase the length of already grotesquely over-sized amalgamations of bullshit. |
| -er00n | Spud | Current | Another general appendage. |
| -er00nage | Spud/Troggy | Current | A long thing that can be tacked on to the end of words to make them silly. |
| -ism | Troggy | Current | Another thing for extending the length of words. |
| á é í ó ú | Spud | Current | Dropping random accented vowels into words has become somewhat commonplace of late. There is no reason for it, we just like doing it. |
| AIDS | Someone or other. | Current | To say someone has aids is to say you don't like them. They don't really have aids, though. |
| Cunt | Unknown | Current | Our single-word insult of choice. Has many derivative words, and can be used in many ways. |
| cunt0r | Probably Spud | Current | A more lighthearted version of cunt. Can be combibed with "j00" - "j00 cunt0r" |
| Cunting | Unknown | Current | Popularised as part of the phrase "cunting fucker00n." Has since been used before other more common words: "Look at the cunting timer00n". When used, the next word should have "er00n" appended. |
| Erm | Spud | Current | Used to indicate dismay or confusion. Sometimes used in groups of three to indicate an advanced stage of dismay or confusion. |
| Fuck You | Sensei | Current | The most direct method of responding to anything. Literally anything. A good 'Fuck You' is invaluable in polite conversation. |
| Gay | Unknown | Current | May be used to insinuate homosexuality, but often just used as a general word to describe things as stupid/crap/whatever. This doesn't apply to gay people, and this word when used has absolutely nothing to do with them. It's just a word we like to use. |
| Gaydom | Unknown | Current | Similar to Gay. Used to refer to an item which is gay. |
| Gekki | Spud | Current | A greeting, such as "Hello". |
| Ghey | Spud | Current | A more widely used and comedic version of Gay. |
| Ghey Homo Farghot | Spud | Current | An extended version of Gay/Ghey. |
| Good Lad | Spud | Current | Used in praise of another party when they have pleased you. |
| Good Lass | Spud | Current | Feminine version of Good Lad. Rarely used. |
| Hard | Sensei | Current | Used to emphasise something. Eg, I hate you so hard. |
| Hee | Kat | Current | An expression of mirth. |
| Hekki | Spud | Current | A greeting, such as "Hello". |
| Hello | Some crazy fool | Current | A typographical error, commonly made when attempting to greet someone. |
| Ho ho [ho] | Spud | Current | An expression of mirth. |
| I am crying | Spud | Current | Used to indicate displeasure with a statement or stated course of action. |
| I see | Spud | Current | Used to indicate that you understand the current items of discussion but have nothing to say on the matters at hand. |
| It's OK | Someone or other | Current | Said as an expression of mild yet indifferent satisfaction with regard to any matter. Usually used in response to someone else who said something is "good" or "bad." |
| j00 | Spud | Current | A generic replacement for the word "you." Only to be used where comedic effect is necessary. Recently forcibly expired by the originator without consultation. |
| j00 kn0w | Spud | Current | Used instead of "you know" as in: "You know?" or "y'know?" Do not use the questionmark. |
| Joua | Spud | Current | A greeting, such as "Hiya." |
| Kpia | Spud | Current | A greeting, such as "Hiya." |
| Lambage | Spud | Current | See Poor Lamb |
| Mc | tom/Spud | Current | Tom went to scotland, Spud kept prefixing everything with "Mc" a lot, and it caught on, to a ridiculous extent. Could often be seen combined with "00n" and "age" to produce phrases such as "OK McLadder00nage" |
| Mexican | Sensei | Current | Again, nothing against Mexicans, just that we like the word. Used as part of a larger insult, usually. |
| Nice | Some utter cunt. | Current | We all became extremely lazy, and now respond to nearly everything with "Nice." It's irritating, but still widely accepted. |
| Nipple | Sensei | Current | Popularised by Sensei, goes hand in hand with the word stilt or stilted. Nearly always used as part of a larger insult. |
| Oh My Sack | Sensei | Current | Infrequent. Used as an exclamation, much like "shit the bed" |
| OK Lad | Spud | Current | Instead of "OK," this is used. It can be used on males and females alike, though occasionally "OK, Lass" will be used for females instead. |
| OK Lass | Spud | Current | The feminine version of "OK Lad." |
| Peering | Spud/Troggy | Current | As far as we can tell, this only ever occurred once,but I liked it so much that it is fast becoming commonplace. Eg, /me peers at (someone). Used to illustrate to someone when they are being absurd. |
| Please Do | Spud | Current | Used to show your agreement with a course of action proposed by someone else. |
| Retom | Mr Man | Current | To retom:
1) To format and reinstall a computer system. |
| Shit The Bed | Spud | Current | Used as an exclamation, like "oh fuck", but can be for good or bad things. |
| Skoog | Zem | Current | God of shellfish. Mention his name in the presence of Zem, and be buried alive under seafood. |
| So | Spud | Current | Abbreviated version of "So then." |
| So then | Probably Spud | Current | Used as a prompt when conversational discourse is desired. Doesn't usually work, and may be used repeatedly until the desired effect is created. |
| Stilt | Sensei | Current | Often used as part of a larger insult. Originally uttered by Troggy in a non-descript and unremarkable way, the word Stilt was popularised by Sensei and his notion of stilt farms and stilt farmers. |
| Stilt Farm | Sensei | Current | The place where they grow stilts. |
| Stilt Farmer | Sensei | Current | The chap who grows the stilts. |
| Stilted | Sensei | Current | A person wearing stilts is said to be "stilted." This is used as part of an insult. |
| Superb | Spud | Current | An expression of satisfaction, usually directed at someone who has said something amusing. Rarely used. |
| To Tom | Fuck knows | Current | To tom:
1) To search randomly for a missing item.
2) To format and reinstall a computer system. |
| What a cunt you are | Spud | Current | Fairly simple. A specific phrase used to call someone a cunt. |
| You know? | Spud | Current | From the era when asking everyone if they knew what you were talking about. Later adapted to ask if someone know some unspecified thing. Recently resurfaced. |
| Yuss | Spud | Current | Used instead of Yes. |
| [I am] wanking on you [right now] | Spud | Current | Because, well, why not? |
| [Poor] lamb. | Spud | Current | To indicate or feign sympathy with another's plight. |
| FUUCS | redvers | Frowned Upon | A bastardisation of "FU You CS" devised by lazy people in order to irritate the powers that be. |
| /me hit (somebody) with stick | Spud | Expired | Often part of a multi-line assault against someone. This is the first part. The next is "/me put (somebody) in bin" |
| /me hit bin with stick | Spud | Expired | After hitting someone with stick, and putting them in bin, you should then hit bin with stick for good measure. You can then either roll bin off cliff, or launch bin spaceward. |
| /me put (somebody) in bin | Spud | Expired | Part of the larger assault against a person. The next part is "/me hit bin with stick" |
| Chicken | Zem/Troggy | Expired | Originally created by Zem, but popularised by Troggy. Many things were blamed on The Chickens recently. They were said to be evil masterminds in charge of the universe, and nobody really knew. |
| FU You CS | Spud | Expired | Stands for "Fuck you" You "Cock Sucker" and is not used any longer. |
| Fuck u | Spud | Expired | From an era where the occasional "u" instead of "you" was deemed acceptable when comedic effect was desired. This is no longer the case, and use of this phrase is not advised. |
| Greek | Sensei | Expired | We have nothing against greek people, but this word amuses us, and is often used as part of larger insults. |
| I couldn't give a rat's arse. | Spud | Expired | An abrupt and direct way to inform someone that they are boring you. |
